I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. (Ludwig Wittgenstein)

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. (Thomas Jefferson)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. (Jimmy Durante)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one’s doubts. (G. B. Burgin)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible. (Walt Disney)

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. (Dwight D. Eisenhower , Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. (H. H. Munro (Saki))

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

I begin by taking.I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. (Frederick (II) the Great)

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. (Edward George Bulwer-Lytton)

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. (Carl Sagan)

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. (J. Paul Getty)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (H. G. Wells)

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. (Carl Sagan)

Dancing is silent poetry. (Simonides)

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. (Thomas Jefferson)

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. (Saint Augustine)

Facts are the enemy of truth. (Don Quixote – Man of La Mancha)

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. (Oscar Wilde)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. (Jimmy Durante)

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one’s doubts. (G. B. Burgin)

If you are going through hell, keep going. (Sir Winston Churchill)

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. (Thomas Alva Edison)

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. (Martin Luther King Jr.)

Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It’s the transition that’s troublesome. (Isaac Asimov)

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. (Robert Pirsig)